WE PURCHASE ANY ORGAN
Congratulations, your email address has been chosen by our
computer from a worldwide database of organ transplant patients. We have great satisfaction
in offering you a choice of the following:
Heart
Lung
Pair of Lungs
Liver
Spleen
To qualify for any of the above please sign the attached
form of consent for us to harvest from you one of the following:
Eye
Ear
Kidney
Testicle (or ovary – depending on gender)
Hand
Foot
Immediately upon receipt of your signed consent form we will
arrange for our team of highly qualified surgeons to visit you in their
state-of-the-art mobile surgery to collect your chosen donation.
YES, YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE HOME!
Once you have recovered from the harvesting operation
(usually only a matter of weeks) be assured we will return with your choice of
organ to be transplanted.
Contact us now as this offer is for a limited time only.
Thank you.
Doctor S Todd
– CEO – We Purchase Any Organ Ltd
4 comments:
Haha, loved this. So convienent that the spam receiver doesn't even have to leave their home to have their liver harvested! Thanks for sharing :)
A real monty python moment in there. Nice.
Thanks for the comments AJ and KT, much appreciated :)
Hahaha! That was great :)
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