Just a quick script:
‘So, you’re an elf?’
‘Yes, Elvin’s the name, and you?’
‘Vladimir.’
‘Foreign are you?’
‘Not in the country I was born in.’
‘But here you are. You don’t look like an elf. Really tall and your skin, it’s so white. You an albino?’
‘No, not an albino but I suppose my skin is rather white. ’
‘So, what’s up?’
‘Out for a drink. You? What’s a plump little elf doing out alone?’
‘Just up to mischief, usual stuff. What sort of drink are you after?’
‘Oh, a short seems preferable.’
‘I don’t drink spirits.’
‘Neither do I.’
‘But you just said...’
‘I know.’
‘... am I really plump?’
‘Yes.’
‘Perhaps I need to slim down.’
‘I can help with that.’
‘Oh? How?’
‘Let me see your neck...’
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