Having the feeling that Joe is the sort of guy not to turn down a challenge I wasn't surprised to receive his answers to my five questions (some of which were a little risqué) and find that they were answered with poise and assurance. Here are the questions and Joe's answers:
1/ Joe, if you had the power to ban one single type of garment worn by humans on the earth today, which would you choose?
Why do I do this? Why?
1. Caps worn with the bill in any direction other than forwards.
2/ Joe, have you ever tried lighting one of your farts? If yes, why? If no, why not?
2. No. I once saw someone else burn himself quite badly attempting it. Not on the fart, incidentally, but on the lighter.
3/ Joe, if Megatron had a fight with Godzilla who do you think would win?
3. I think these two are both misunderstood, and would resolve their differences peacefully.
4/ Joe, if you were chosen to be the first human to meet an alien that had landed on Earth would you prefer to take a Desert Eagle Automatic with you are a Welcome to Earth sign?
4. I'd say the desert eagle, except I know I could never handle a .50 magnum. So gimme the sign. At least I could hide behind it.
5/ Joe, have you ever had a back, sack and crack wax? If yes, was it all you imagined it to be? If no would you consider having it done?
5. No need. I am entirely hairless, like an albino slug.
Now the more observant reader out there will have noticed Joe's last answer where he compares himself to an albino slug, strange you might think considering his photos show him with a head of hair and a stubble-covered chin, could they be images of a stand-in?
Below is an artist's impression of what Joe could really look like...